The paragraph-completing craze
Initiated by Caleb, this really is the new craze to hit the blogging world. Try it yourself! Just change the words in bold to create your own story.
I've found out that Caleb is going to be on the CU committee in the role of furry mascot, and since the committee is only composed of the hairiest CU members this means that I can take a role like that of naked mole rat to chinchilla. So I'll be whispering sweet nothings to Matt Bater, and when his future mother-in-law comes to speak to him, I'll be there saying "because I can" when Matt asks "why do you plague me so?"
Since I'm the best ever fan club president, this means I'll be able to stalk Matt Bater without having to do any of the hard work of actually doing it or getting arrested. Unfortunately, it means I'll sometimes have a huge volume of hate mail in my Matt-decorated bedroom for various unspecified reasons. Ah well, every Bater fan has her comeuppance.
posted by Smellon @ 2:46 PM
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I’ve found out that Smellon is going to be on the CU committee in the role of small hands person, and since Smellon is also very short this means that I can take a role like that of stretching her to make her taller. So I’ll be whispering “grow Smellon, grow” to her, and when Dr. Stickler comes to speak to her, I’ll be there saying “He’ll only love you if you’re taller” when she asks “Will you marry me?”
Since I’m the only person allowed to sing in our bathroom, this means I’ll be able to tell Smellon off when she sings without having to do any of the hard work of actually tying a hankie or towel round her face. Unfortunately, it means I’ll sometimes have a bruise of purple colour in my eyeball for various times when I’ve told her off. Ah well, every singer has her burdens.
I can't believe how long it took me to do that......what a waste of time....
I've found out that Beckrum is going to be on the CU committee in the role of chief nagging person, and since Beckrum is a brummie this means that i can take the role of teaching her to talk properly. So i'll be whispering "it's gave it to me not gave it me" to her, and when her fiance (aka Simon) comes to speak to her, i'll be there saying "He'll only love you if you use correct grammer" when she asks "how were your day?"
Since i'm not susceptible to her nagging, this means I'll be able to enjoy all the fun of CU without having to do any of the hard work of tidying the lounge or doing the washing up. Unfortunately, it means I'll sometimes have a pain of the aching variety in my head for varous nagging related reasons. Ah well, every nagger has her victims.
how rude
And the prize goes to the 3 cosmestons for the most hilarious fillings in of these paragraphs.
Brilliant! Very funny, ladies! Why is it that we are the only ones that ever comment on blogs? Come on everyone, get involved!
Not sure about the blatant insults in Beckrum's paragraph, but Vickrum, yours made me laugh. The part that was especially funny was where you were telling Beckrum to use the correct grammar whilst spelling the word 'grammar' wrong. -Hilarious!
hello! I'll comment on your blog Melon :) it's hilarious!
love ya Mumz xxx
I'm glad you like it Mumz! I strongly encourage you to start your own blog, although try not to start it too close to exams because it can get addictive!
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